Constant vigilance!

• spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
• french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
• german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
• english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
• gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
• polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
• japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
• welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
• chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
• Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
• Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
• Sign Language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

If Celebrities Voiced A GPS

• Matt Smith: Oh, very good, you did take that left turn just like I told you! Great job.
• Tom Hiddleston: Alright, dear, now- if you can, please take that turn. Oh, you missed it? That's fine. Just make a U-Turn. Bless you.
• Daniel Radcliffe: You tried, and therefore I will not criticize you!
• Darren Criss: Just take that right up there- shit, I fucked that up- LEFT. LEFT. LEFT!
• Benedict Cumberbatch: You're extremely peripatetic, aren't you? I hope our voluble discourse and superlative conversation has alleviated your ennui. Oh fuck, you've missed the turning.
• Misha Collins: turn left. And by left I mean right.
• Jensen Ackles: god, what am I doing with my life-- I SAID LEFT
• Johnny Depp: ehh-err-- I think we should go left.
• Jared Padalecki: Oh my god, you guys, I have this great story to tell you. Okay, so it started with me carrying all this luggage like -- oh crap, go left. Go back and then take a right so you can take the left that you should've taken.
• Martin Freeman: So, at the next fucking opportunity you're going to take a fucking left. I fucking hate left turns, though, d'y'know what I fucking mean? So actually take a fucking right and just make a few more fucking right turns. Who the fuck invented fucking left turns, anyway? Amanda hates them, too. I'd rather walk, really, you know? Oh, wait, stop here, that looks like a fucking good record store.